Wednesday, July 23, 2008

I miss Arrested Development

I'm not going to put a lot of effort into this post because mostly I'm writing to get my sister off my back who thinks I don't post enough.

However, I do want to lament the disappearance of Arrested Development. I'm sad that because I was in an Ohio shaped cocoon, I never had the opportunity to witness on live T.V. the incredible genius that the writers of this show displayed in every episode. I did not discover it until I escaped and was once again able to see and enjoy humor.

My most favorite character is George Michael. The actor who plays this character (Michael Cera) is perfect at it. It is hard to believe that Michael himself is not actually a mumbling, nervous, high-strung teen-ager because he plays the part so well. His nervous chuckle and his jumpiness at any statement that he perceives might be directed at his taboo desires have my hands at my sides trying to keep them together and help me not die with laughter.

I also love Tobias. Granted he freaks me out a little, but I love how this character is in so much denial about himself and his life - not only sexually but also how others see him, how his professional life is going and how he's doing as a father and husband.

One of my favorite parts of the series is in the first episode of Season 1 after he explains that the homosexuals (that he was mistakenly put on the same boat with) weren't pirates but were actually actors in the local theater. He pauses to look around at the family and states that he's been waiting for the universe to provide a path for him and he now thinks it has. His wife, Lindsay, says "You're gay." (Favorite part is next) - Tobias says "No.....No! I'm not gay. Lindsay, how many times must we have this...No. I want to be an actor." I just love the insinuation that this is a topic that they go over all the time. And his frustration that people keep accusing him of this always cracks me up.

Most of the humor is so subtle that I catch something different each time I watch an episode.

To say these are my favorites in no way means that the rest of the cast is not just as excellent. Each member plays their part so incredibly well, so perfectly that it would be easy to believe that each actor actually had these quirks and dysfunctions in their own lives.

So I grieve that its over. I grieve that I was never able to contribute to the ratings. I grieve that so many people never had or gave this classically humorous piece of art a chance.

49 comments:

  1. I love the meaning of "Mr. F" HAH!

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  2. "My gut is telling me no. But my gut is also very hungry...Alright I'll do it."

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  3. Buster: "Well I didn't make a commitment. I did refer to it as 'our nausea'. But you know, that's when we were going at it really hot and heavy"

    Michael: "Well now its MY nausea."

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  4. Maeby: "This is so much fun! I can't believe my mom thought being here would be a punishment."
    Lucille: "Oh she thinks I'm too critical. That's another fault of hers."

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  5. "Tobias is analraping me, mother!"

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  6. I blue myself early, and now Ive got a huge mess on my hands.

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  7. To continue with this quote...

    GOB: Taste the happy Michael.

    Michael: Tastes kind of like sad.

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  8. Michael (about his mom): "She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so she can control everything."

    Buster: "Yeah....Mom's awesome. Maybe we should call her."

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  9. Gob (about Michael kicking him out of living in the office): Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision or is it personal? Cause if its business I'll go away happily. But if its personal, I'll go away. But I won't be happy.

    Michael: Its personal.

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  10. And that's why you always leave a note.

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  11. Lucille, ending a phone conversation with George who is in jail: "Then why don't you marry an ice-cream sandwich?"

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  12. Stupid cornballing piece of...!

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  13. Michael: "Look...um... I haven't hired a limo or anything"

    Marta: "I don't mind."

    Michael: "I think you might."

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  14. Gob: But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will.

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  15. Lucille: I mean it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? $10

    Michael: You've never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?

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  16. George Michael: "What if they see us?"

    Maebe: "How are they going to see us?"

    George Michael: "Well it says 'Bluth Company' right on the side. Plus, it's a stairway. That's gonna catch the eye."

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  17. Michael: "I'm sure your grandpa was just kidding. You know that's his sense of humor, right"

    George Michael: "I know, yeah... I don't... I don't totally get the hair joke, but I'm fine."

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  18. Tobias: "You said you didn't want her to come."

    Lindsay: "I said I didn't want you to come."

    Tobias: "Oh, that makes more sense."

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  19. Lucille: Michael, look! Look what happened to my fox! Someone cut off his little foot. Is it...is it noticeable?

    Michael: Well, you better remember you're gonna be all splattered in red paint. That's going to distract the eye.

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  20. After Lucille winks at Michael (making a horrible grimace while doing it):

    Michael: I wonder how I can talk you out of ever making THAT face again.

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  21. GOB: I'm in charge now. I speak for this family. I mean, I could if you wanted me to. I'd rather not obviously. Don't know what I'd say. Why do I have to be the one? I don't need this! What does this have to become my problem?! No, I'm out! Forget it! Find somebody else! I'm sick of it! I'm sick of doing everything for this family!

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  22. And that's why you don't yell

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  23. Michael: "They're not going to strip...are they?"

    Gob: "I told them not to, but I can't promise that their instincts won't kick in."

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  24. And that's why you don't teach lessons to your son.

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  25. I can't promise that their instincts won't kick in!! LOL!!

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  26. Oh Sasha, that's EXACTLY how I feel. I love this show with all my heart. I keep hearing there is a movie in the works. I will absolutely DIE with happiness if that comes true.

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  27. Lucille 2: Shall I put the posturepedic in the down position?

    Gob: Let's elevate the knees this time!

    (Both giggle excitedly.)

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  28. Michael: I need to go - I'm expecting headwinds on the staircar.

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  29. Michael: Where'd you get that?

    Lindsey: Mom gave it to me...sweet old thing.

    Michael: Lindsey, only two of those words describe our mother.

    Lindsey: Fine, old thing gave it to me.

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  30. Gob: Look at Banner, Michael! We're nice now.

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  31. Gob: "No, I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you."

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  32. Michael: "I mean, I guess it would just be a guy who you know, grabs bananas and runs. Or, um, a banana that grabs things. I don’t know. Why would a banana grab another banana? I mean, those are the kind of questions I don’t want to answer."

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  33. I love their comments about Banner in that episode! That's so freaking funny!

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  34. Lucille: "I'll have the Ike and Tina Tuna"
    Waitress: "Plate or platter?"
    Lucille: "I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

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  35. Seen in the newspaper: "Bum gets balloon"

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  36. Michael: "I knew you wouldn't have the guts to go through with the divorce."

    Lindsay: "You're one to talk. You haven't had a serious relationship since your wife. AND you guys weren't even speaking toward the end.

    Michael: "Lot of that was the coma."

    Lindsay: "Yeah! I've heard your side of it.

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  37. Michael: "Has anyone in this family even SEEN a chicken??

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  38. Buster: I miss Lupe.

    Lucille: No, I won’t let you go down that road. I want you to be strong, and you don’t need the comfort of an immigrant in Mother’s old stirrup pants to make you feel that way.

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  39. Steve Holt's Training Mantras:

    "Dont ask 'can I?' Ask 'I can!'"

    "You can control your bladder when you're dead!"

    "No blood, no oil!"

    "There's no 'I' in 'win!'"

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  40. Michael: It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

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  41. Michael: So, this is a magic trick, huh?
    Gob: "Illusion," Michael. A "trick" is something a whore does for money... or candy!

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  42. Gob: Hey, guy. They tell me you're the actor who plays Marta's brother, Tio.
    Spanish actor: Como?
    Gob: Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right.

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  43. Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.

    Michael: Really? When did that start?

    Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.

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  44. Gob: Oh yeah, I used to be a stripper.

    Buster: Strippers don't wear clothes.

    Gob: Not at the end of the show.

    Buster: You mean you can wear stripper clothes when you're not stripping?

    Gob: [Flings off pants] You tell me.

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  45. Tobias: Aw, this isn't going to happen. I just want you to be satisfied.

    Lindsay: Oh, T, you're always thinking of others.

    Tobias: I tried that. It didn't work either.

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  46. Lucille: You tricked me.

    Michael: I deceived you, Mom. Trick makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

    Lucille: Touché.

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