So, I realize that I've been a magnet for weirdos and idiots in the past (with a few exceptions of course), but now I think I've found someone who I could really be with!
Please see my future love here: http://www.findingmygoddess.com/
All I have to do is
1. Lose any willingness to think for myself.
2. Make sure that I weigh no more than 3 pounds.
3. Change my religious beliefs so that can I accept all beliefs as truth.
4. Be willing to be laughed at or stared at with incredulity for the rest of my life.
5. Believe that he DOESN'T WANT TO CONTROL ME.
6. Get rid of the European woman who thinks she should have him instead.
Hooray! I'm sure this one won't be as crazy as the last one I had! I'm moving up!
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Get yer freak on with Sue Teller
Things to look for:
1. A little suh-mmm suh-mmm.
2. Good product placement.
3. Musicality
4. Signs of insanity displayed by talking to yourself.
5. World Wide Internet.
6. Word! What what!
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