So, I realize that I've been a magnet for weirdos and idiots in the past (with a few exceptions of course), but now I think I've found someone who I could really be with!
Please see my future love here: http://www.findingmygoddess.com/
All I have to do is
1. Lose any willingness to think for myself.
2. Make sure that I weigh no more than 3 pounds.
3. Change my religious beliefs so that can I accept all beliefs as truth.
4. Be willing to be laughed at or stared at with incredulity for the rest of my life.
5. Believe that he DOESN'T WANT TO CONTROL ME.
6. Get rid of the European woman who thinks she should have him instead.
Hooray! I'm sure this one won't be as crazy as the last one I had! I'm moving up!
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Why isn't this on Realize?? He just plain realizes.
ReplyDelete"I am on the brink of a large-scale financial success." Really?!?
"If you were a prostitute, THAT'S GOOD!" I am nodding in agreement.
Sasha, snatch this prize up! Not only is he yes extremely brilliant, but what about those looks! YUM
You're right Mandi. This should have gone on Realize.
ReplyDeleteI know about the looks! He should be pretty picky when he's obviously such a gem himself.
Mandi - will you help me write a blog about how I need a god to meet and marry? Cause I think that would be awesome.
ReplyDeleteHe needs to be young, good-looking and physically fit. Never mind that this would put him out of my league.
Let's do it! You deserve to have your god. And a blog is really the best way to go about finding him. (Or is it Him?)
ReplyDeleteFormer prostitutes ok? Yes AND yes!
Oh Sash! How CAN we find a way for you to snag this gem? Here's 3 things--1.Impending financial success. 2.Intensely sexual, wanting to always give and very rarely receive. 3. must live in L.A., etc. What I love most is that he's accepting "back-ups". The European bimbo doesn't stand a chance! He's stellar!
ReplyDeleteThis guy was so charming it almost made me want to read about him. Why doesn't he provide more information about himself, though?
ReplyDeleteI fixed your blog Sasha.
Joel - Point number one - agreed. The lack of information makes it hard to determine what he's like.
ReplyDeletePoint number two - You rock! Thanks to you!
I think you ladies are forgetting that you now have a solution to all if not most of your problems. At the bottom he writes "May each woman who replies to this ad be PERMANENTLY surrounded by Angels..."
ReplyDeleteHow easy is that? Respond to the ad saying just a simple "good luck" or "say there" and voila, you have round-the-clock protection from all evils and ills of the world.
Man it is too bad I am all ready taken!
ReplyDeleteFLAMBOYANT!
ReplyDeleteIs that a quality that you want?
Flamboyant certainly does not make me in any way worried that its not a goddess that he's looking for.
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