Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Blog heaven

So I'm liking this blog thing. I get to spew out all sorts of nonsense and people might actually read some of it some of the time. Its kind of empowering.

So what I want to do next is...start yet another sentence with the word so. I like the word so. It can have so many meanings, although most of them are lost when placed on paper (or through electrons).

But enough of the nonsense. My subject for the moment is going to be movie quotes. So.......

Some of my favorites are:

"Have fun stormin the castle" (Princess Bride)

"Touche, my Lord" (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

"Pizza,Pizza" (MST3K's version of Hercules Against the Moonmen)

"I mean, how much more black could it be? And the answer is none. None more black." (This is Spinal Tap)

"I'll have what she's having" (When Harry Met Sally)

VoilĂ ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. (V for Vendetta)

These are not all. But I'm tired.

So tell me what your favorites are. I'll probably go "oh yeah!", smack my head and wish I had thought of it first

3 comments:

  1. "They think I don't know a buttload of crap about the gospel... but I do!" - Nacho Libre

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  2. "I want to be on you...wait!" Ron Burgundy"

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  3. "Orphans, smile and be happy. For God has blessed us with a new teacher. She hails from the Oaxaca Parish Convent of the Immaculate Hearts Sisters Ladies Mountains of Guadalupe."
    - Nacho Libre

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